Posted 2 days ago

catsurbate:

hilaryclintit:

foodchewer:

imagine an ocean full of coca cola

is pepsi okay

pepsea

Posted 2 days ago
hetalia-cat:

durinfamilyfeels:

eliastheswede:

queen-amy-of-leadworth:

japam:

yugoslavic:

why cant we all have the same the world would be a better place 

what the fuck italy

BUT LOOK HOW HAPPY DENMARK IS.


I just realized now 101% done our outlets look in North America and I fucking lost it

I never knew there were different kinds of outlets wow


What the hell are you supposed to do if you’re in another country but none of your chargers match the outlets???

hetalia-cat:

durinfamilyfeels:

eliastheswede:

queen-amy-of-leadworth:

japam:

yugoslavic:

why cant we all have the same the world would be a better place 

what the fuck italy

BUT LOOK HOW HAPPY DENMARK IS.

I just realized now 101% done our outlets look in North America and I fucking lost it

I never knew there were different kinds of outlets wow

What the hell are you supposed to do if you’re in another country but none of your chargers match the outlets???

(Source: classymalcolm)

Posted 2 days ago

sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.

Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.

Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

Posted 2 days ago
  1. Me when I first joined Tumblr: Oh, I already reblogged this. That's too bad.
  2. Me now: I reblogged this every day for the last three weeks and I'mma do it again. I don't give a fuck.
Posted 2 days ago

parent simulator 2k14

  1. parent: get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job get a job
  2. me: I have a job now
  3. parent: cool get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat get a flat
  4. me: can u back off for like five mins
  5. parent: OHHHHH OHHH MY GOD OHHH MY GOD WOW WOW. NICE.
Posted 2 days ago

cokebottlecap123:

meknotmck:

foobar137:

The good thing about being stuck on the Jungle Cruise: how often do you get to do a panorama of the elephant bathing pool?

click on the picture omg

Jelly, i’m stuck on Yakima :(

Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago

mysticmoonhigh:

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

You clearly don’t own a cat

Posted 2 days ago

thecutestofthecute:

Everyone needs to stop dicking around and seriously do something about this. This is a wide spread matter. If you think honey bees dying out won’t effect us in any way, you are dead wrongEveryone can do something, ANYTHING, to help. Sign petitions. Boycott. Let government know that this is a serious matter!! If you are a farmer or know someone spread the messages to STOP using insecticides/pesticides and gmos!! Let everyone know!! THERE ARE BETTER ALTERNATIVES. They are bad for us as well causing serious health problems!  NOT ONLY THAT BUT BEES POLLINATE MORE THAN JUST FLOWERS!! MOST OF THE FRUITS AND VEGETABLES WE EAT AND MANY OTHER FOODS. YOU WILL NOT HAVE THEM EVER AGAIN THE SAME WAY WITHOUT THE BEES. COCOA = CHOCOLATE. BEES HELP POLLINATE COCOA. THINK ABOUT NEVER HAVING CHOCOLATE AGAIN. JUST THINK ABOUT THIS. So please!! Everyone! Spread this message!! You CAN make a difference!!

Posted 2 days ago
  1. After 10 seconds: (100+) Tumblr
  2. After 10 days: (1) Facebook
Posted 2 days ago

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

Posted 3 days ago

teachytv:

10 years ago today, Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way went back in time to sedouce Volxemort and protect all of us from his evil plans

reblog this post to honor Enoby’s brave sacrifice, ignore if you’re a prep or a poser

Posted 3 days ago